Despoiling Harry


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Love In the Time Of Carne Asada
by Amanuensis


Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Categories: Humor
Notes:  In one of those "you had to be there" moments, xylodemon saw a "Full Moon Special" at Taco Bell and noted:  "I totally pictured an incredibly stoned Sirius going to a Taco Bell drive-thru on the motorbike because pre-transformation Remus was demanding nachos." So this is her fault.


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With an expression less murderous and more of a sulk, Sirius tossed each foil- or paper-wrapped lard bomb onto the bed, where they landed about the reclining Remus like some freak beef-and-bean hailstorm. "Nachos Muygrande, Chicken Enchilada, Spicy Steak 'n' Spanakopitafajita, whatever the hell that is..."

"Did you get the Cinnamon Crispitos?" For a man supposedly too feeble to make the trek to the Happy Taco drive-in himself, two days before the full moon, Remus looked quite hale as he rooted through the bags in search of sugary deep-fried goodness.

"I don't fucking remember and I'm not fucking going back if I didn't."

"May you end up in Azkaban a Dementor's bitch."

"May you marry a metamorph who sends you out after curry and chips every time she changes her bleeding hair color, let alone when she's pregnant."

"Mine's nastier."

"Mine's more creative."

"Eh." Remus tore into a Shrimp Quesalupa. "Like that'll ever happen."



-fin




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